Internets! I'm sorry about the lapse in posting; but don't worry.
I'm about to go on FOUR job interviews in ONE day.
ONE DAY. FOUR INTERVIEWS. THAT'S RIGHT.
If that isn't grounds for some exceptionally terrible interview stories, than I don't know what is. I fully expect that by the fourth interview, I'm going to be calling everyone by the wrong name and will be completely unaware of what job I'm even interviewing for. It'll probably go something like this:
Interviewer: "So, why are you interested in this position?"
Me, sleepily, with drooping eyes: "I don't know."
Interviewer: "You...don't know?"
Me, slumping sleepily in my seat: "Mmm-hmm. Oh. Um - I like...writing..."
Interviewer: "Uh...ok. Erm - any other reason?"
Me, head dipping close to desk: "Yesh. Um...exciting...opportunity. Hmm."
Interviewer: "Are you alright?"
Me: "Yesh. I's hard worker...but imma jus take lil' nap." ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
At this point, my interview will likely assume that I'm drunk and I'll be escorted off the premises. Good times.
STAY TUNED.
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or more like "i can haz job now nice ladee? i iz cold and hungee and needz the moneyz."
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