I actually didn't have to time write up an interview story today - sorry, sorry sorry - but I did want to share a small tidbit from my day at my temporary job:
Today, when I got on the elevator, the man riding the elevator with me was all, "what floor?" and I was all, "15, please," and when I glanced at him I realized he was wearing a leather jacket with...
wait for it...
waaaaaait for it...
...a rabbit's foot attached to the breast pocket. A rabbit's foot, dangling down his chest.
A RABBIT'S FOOT.
The last time I even SAW a rabbit's foot was circa 1993 so this made me VERY EXCITED.
So naturally, I said, "I like your rabbit's foot." And the man looked at me like I was a crazy lady who talks to strangers in elevators.
So it was kind of like having a terrible interview, no?
But to you, rabbit's-foot-touting-man, I say: IF YOU ARE OPENLY SPORTING A RABBIT'S FOOT ON YOUR JACKET, IN A PUBLIC ARENA, YOU SHOULD EXPECT COMMENTS FROM STRANGERS.
THAT IS ALL I'M SAYING.
Alright. We will return with more terrible interview stories in the next post.
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these make me laugh so hard.
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